1 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:14,932 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:18,944 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 3 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:22,808 ♪ come aboard ♪ 4 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:26,777 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 5 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,780 ♪ and love ♪ 6 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:34,954 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 7 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:39,164 ♪ let it flow ♪ 8 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:43,167 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 9 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:46,631 ♪ the love boat ♪ 10 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:51,473 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 11 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,971 ♪ the love boat ♪ 12 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:59,234 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 13 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,639 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 14 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:07,648 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 15 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:11,324 ♪ and love ♪ 16 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:15,334 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 17 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:19,328 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 18 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:23,672 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 19 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:28,130 ♪ it's love ♪ 20 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:34,473 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 21 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,365 Look at that! There it is -- 22 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,877 the world-famous Sydney opera house. 23 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,380 Isn't that something? 24 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,501 Yeah, of course, but you said the same thing 25 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:10,667 the last time we were in Sydney. 26 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,875 Well, we're here again, so I thought I'd say it again. 27 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:17,046 Still seems like a funny name for an opera house -- Sydney. 28 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,757 When you get to know it better, you can call it "Syd." 29 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:23,231 Well...how do like being back in Australia 30 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,849 on the sea Princess again? 31 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,896 Terrific, sir. 32 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,896 Fantastic. 33 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,940 Come on, now. Tell the truth, captain. How did you swing it? 34 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,363 Well, when the line wanted a "temporary" crew 35 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,782 to work this ship, 36 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,241 naturally, they looked for the best crew they had. 37 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,071 And when they weren't available, they took us. 38 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,406 [ Laughs ] I'm sure glad they did. 39 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,412 Hey, Vicki, do you know where we're going? 40 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,914 Lots of islands in the south pacific. 41 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,576 Let me show you. 42 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,254 First we're going to go to vila. That's in new hebrides. 43 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,213 Now that's being called Vanuatu. 44 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,134 That's because they just gained their independence 45 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,592 from england and France. 46 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,932 From there we go to the Fiji islands and Suva -- 47 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,589 that's the capital. 48 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,757 From there we go over to savusavu. 49 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,256 They like that one so much... 50 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,427 All: They named it twice. 51 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,596 And then we come back to Sydney. 52 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,095 Thanks, Isaac. I, uh, had a wonderful cruise. 53 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,057 I'm glad you did your homework, Isaac. 54 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,728 Let's go, Vicki. 55 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,646 I'll see you. 56 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,945 Hey, wait, gopher. Wow, I didn't know that. 57 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,449 Did you know that the south pacific islands -- 58 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,581 I know. You told me that last time, too. 59 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,789 I didn't even know I knew that. 60 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,798 Hey, cutie. 61 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,380 Hi, doc. 62 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,263 I think this is gonna be a tough cruise for me. 63 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,135 I know. We all liked Tony. 64 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,309 I loved him. 65 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,105 Well, we're here if you need us. 66 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,780 Thanks, doc. That helps. 67 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,992 Lovely harbor, isn't it? 68 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,664 Yeah. 69 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,664 Yes. 70 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:03,952 Merrill, what time are you meeting Melanie? 71 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,325 I'm on my way. 72 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,001 Melanie? 73 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,000 She's the daughter of a woman dad knew in the south pacific 74 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,383 when he was in the Navy. 75 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,379 And when I heard we were going to the islands, 76 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,461 I thought it would be fun to see her again. 77 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,836 So I made a phone call and found out she had passed away. 78 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,552 But her daughter said she was going to be in Sydney 79 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,096 and would love to meet me. 80 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,519 I wonder if Melanie knows your father 81 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,178 almost married her mother. 82 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:28,806 Really? 83 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,313 I knew I never should have told these two. 84 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,555 [ Laughing ] 85 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,896 No, I was just a kid in the Navy, Julie. 86 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,362 A long way from home in the south pacific. 87 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:39,202 I'm sure by the time she got married and had Melanie, 88 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,698 she'd forgotten all about me. 89 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,410 Now, who could forget you? 90 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,830 Thank you. 91 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,699 Well, I'd better be on my way. 92 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,746 I'll be back well before boarding. 93 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,870 Julie, is everything ready for Mr. Farnsworth? 94 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,378 Yes, sir, I made the seating arrangements in the dining room 95 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,920 and the conference room is reserved 96 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,264 and there's champagne and flowers in all the staterooms. 97 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,679 Good. See you all later. 98 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:01,838 Bye. 99 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,846 Julie, is Mr. Farnsworth really flying in his relatives 100 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:06,219 from all over the world? 101 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,095 Yes, and he's picking up the whole tab, 102 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,392 including the cruise. 103 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,095 And my mother wanted me to be a doctor. 104 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,475 [ Laughing ] 105 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,899 Eloise, will you come along? 106 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,403 Yes, Mr. Farnsworth. 107 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,074 Did you remember everything? 108 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,493 Yes, Mr. Farnsworth. 109 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,821 Tickets, passports -- I have everything. 110 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,486 I'll be back from the cruise one week from today. 111 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,906 And remember, I'm the one on vacation. 112 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,575 You're all still working. 113 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,543 Have a nice time, Mr. Farnsworth. 114 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,423 Eloise, you're taking care of everything now. 115 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,880 I don't want to come back to chaos. 116 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,550 Everything's been taken care of. 117 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:38,758 My New York town house? 118 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,418 The remodeling will be finished in two weeks. 119 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,926 My villa in Rome, the paintings. Have they arrived yet? 120 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,929 Yes. Two gauguins, one Matisse, and three renoir. 121 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,681 Have those hung in the guest room. 122 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,773 Stop fidgeting, Eloise. 123 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,018 Sorry. 124 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,114 Taxi, please. 125 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,862 Well, Jessica, with any luck at all 126 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:05,574 it won't be long before you'll be Mrs. William Otis Farnsworth. 127 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,276 I can't wait to meet him. 128 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:10,616 I still can't believe he'd cut you out of his will. 129 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,293 I mean, after all, you're his niece. 130 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:15,791 Believe it. We've had a grudge against each other for years. 131 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,745 Ever since he ruined my father -- his own brother. 132 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,796 Well, he did invite you on the cruise. 133 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,800 Perhaps he's had a change of heart. 134 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,592 Maybe he'll leave you something. 135 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,795 Oh, he'll leave me something -- 136 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,135 broke, penniless, and out. 137 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,311 [ Sighs ] Well, don't worry, marcia. 138 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,929 Once I land him, I'll give you a finder's fee 139 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,687 that'll have you sitting pretty for the rest of your life. 140 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,613 Thank you. 141 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,164 Stop fidgeting, Eloise. 142 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,747 I'm so sorry. 143 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,841 I'm really excited about taking this cruise. 144 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,670 That makes one of us, anyway. 145 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,716 Well, the relatives certainly are. 146 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,010 So many of them accepted your invitation. 147 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,184 They're not interested in the cruise. 148 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,013 They're only interested in impressing me 149 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,678 before I revise my will. 150 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,306 Cranston would have to go and break his leg 151 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,354 at a time like this. 152 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:21,477 Now you're sure that you have a substitute valet for me 153 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,856 to replace Cranston on the cruise? 154 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,283 Yes, I've called Mr. Pearson. 155 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,372 He promised to send along the very best he had. 156 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,328 Stop fidgeting, Eloise. 157 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,705 Well, thank you, Mr. Pearson. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 158 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,553 Golly, my first job in Australia 159 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,088 and I'm working for William Otis Farnsworth. 160 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,423 Lucky, lucky, lucky. 161 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257 You'd better get right over to the ship. 162 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,722 I'm on my way. 163 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,219 Mr. Bowden... 164 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,057 The ship's that way. 165 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,062 Oh! Thank you! 166 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,104 Mr. Bowden... 167 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,858 Why don't you take a taxi? 168 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:04,399 I'd rather take the ship. 169 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,030 Bye. 170 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,287 [ Australian accent ] I still don't think it's right, Jenny -- 171 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:17,248 my fiancée and her ex-husband going off on a cruise together. 172 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,960 Now Martin, darling, I told you you have nothing to worry about. 173 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,302 I hate bud now just as much as I did when we were married. 174 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,628 Oh, thank you darling. [ Smooches ] 175 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,804 Bud! 176 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,342 Martin, old buddy, 177 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,505 let me explain it to you one more time. 178 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,434 Mr. Farnsworth is a great believer 179 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:34,932 in the institution of marriage. 180 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,434 If he finds out that Jenny, 181 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,265 his favorite grandniece, is divorced, 182 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,441 she's out of the will. 183 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,149 And if she's out of the will, 184 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,939 that means no money for any of us. 185 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,403 And that means you'll have to go to work... 186 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,154 For the rest of your life. 187 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,779 Well... 188 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,744 Have a good trip. 189 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,834 Goodbye, darling. 190 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,290 Martin, watch us through the telescope. 191 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,621 We'll be the couple kissing as the ship pulls out. [ Chuckles ] 192 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,287 Don't you dare touch that woman! 193 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,002 You must be captain stubing. 194 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:50,716 I'm Melanie kulani -- Madeline's daughter. 195 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,838 Of course. I'd recognize you anywhere. 196 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,506 Please, sit down. 197 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:58,354 Well, at last I meet the handsome ensign 198 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,931 my mother's told me so much about. 199 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:15,202 Forgive me for staring. 200 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,201 I just can't get over how much you look like your mother. 201 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,374 I hope I do. 202 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,793 She was very beautiful. 203 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,713 How long can you stay? 204 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,212 Uh, just a few hours at the most. 205 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,045 I have to be back before boarding. 206 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,011 I'm sorry we'll have so little time together. 207 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:37,012 Well, so little is better than none at all. 208 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,020 Come with me, merrill. 209 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,273 I want to show you the botanical gardens. 210 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,226 And we can see the animal park there. 211 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,471 Well, Melanie, you certainly showed me a lot of Sydney 212 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,056 in a short time. 213 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,771 I wish it could've been longer. 214 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,311 So do I, but I have to get back to my ship. 215 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,975 May I drop you somewhere? 216 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,023 No, thank you. I'm close by. 217 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,777 I only have to pack my bags 218 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,609 and take my plane to savusavu tonight. 219 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,315 Oh, that's one of our stops on the cruise. 220 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,985 Good! Then perhaps we'll meet again. 221 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,533 I hope so. 222 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,156 If not, at least we picked a beautiful setting 223 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,794 in which to say goodbye. 224 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,831 It was wonderful finally meeting you. 225 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,955 Goodbye, merrill. 226 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,502 Goodbye, Melanie. 227 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,907 Uncle William! Uncle William! 228 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,917 Oh, hello, Hazel. 229 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,249 So good to see you. Eloise. 230 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,714 Hi, frank. 231 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,714 You remember frank. 232 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,714 You look wonderful. 233 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,915 Whatever happened to that weird boy of yours? 234 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,255 The one with the long hair. 235 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,090 Oh, yes, uncle William. 236 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,045 He cut his hair and started college. 237 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:10,016 Good. Well, when he graduates, see that he gets it cut again. 238 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,774 See you at dinner, uncle William -- Eloise. 239 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,313 Bye-bye. 240 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,822 I'm sure you'll enjoy the cruise. 241 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,440 Thank you. 242 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,447 So how was your meeting with Melanie? 243 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,069 Fine. 244 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,235 Excuse me, could you tell me where the veranda deck is? 245 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,624 Oh, yeah -- right up there. 246 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,741 Thank you. 247 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,287 I'll tell you about it later. 248 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,210 Uh, sir. Mr. Farnsworth. 249 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,787 He looks just like he did on the cover of time. 250 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,957 And fortune and newsweek. 251 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,126 And don't forget the centerfold of millionaires monthly. 252 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,965 [ Chuckles ] 253 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,471 Mr. Farnsworth... 254 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,471 Yes. 255 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,847 I'm captain stubing. Welcome aboard. 256 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,313 Thank you, captain. 257 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,233 My niece and secretary -- Eloise Farnsworth. 258 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,653 Stop fidgeting, Eloise. 259 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,321 Sorry. 260 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,029 Mr. Farnsworth, you're having a large family reunion. 261 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,280 May I inquire if there is a particular occasion -- 262 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,912 a birthday, an anniversary -- 263 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,409 are you the captain, or are you the ship's reporter? 264 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,455 Uh, that -- sorry, that was rude. 265 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,168 One of my less lovable traits. 266 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,418 It is rather personal, but to answer your question, captain, 267 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,551 this is sort of an inspection cruise. 268 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,009 Yes, my wife died a couple of years ago, 269 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,179 so I'm taking another look at the members of my family 270 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,009 before I revise my will. 271 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,974 If I were a Farnsworth, that would make me a bit nervous. 272 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,216 No, captain, if you were a Farnsworth, 273 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,348 that would make you extremely nervous. 274 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,475 [ Laughing ] You're right. 275 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,022 But I must say, you look virile and healthy. 276 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,226 Yes, I am. 277 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,976 But I sky dive, scuba dive, 278 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,028 race speedboats, climb mountains. 279 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,411 My lawyer advises that a man like that 280 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,409 should have his affairs in order. 281 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,947 Excuse me, captain. 282 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:05,212 Oh, enjoy your cruise. 283 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,667 Marcy. 284 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,547 Hello, uncle William. 285 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,054 Uh, do I detect from your tone 286 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,925 that you're still holding that grudge? 287 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,182 Not enough to have declined your generous invitation. 288 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,725 That's the way to handle a grudge. 289 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,559 Don't let it keep you from having a good time. 290 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,404 Oh, don't worry, uncle William. I'll have a good time... 291 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,900 One way or another. 292 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,398 Let's get some fresh air, Eloise. 293 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,907 Well, Jessica, 294 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,576 that was William Otis Farnsworth in the flesh. 295 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,376 Think you can handle him? 296 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:46,089 Hmm. Well, you know I've snared four rich husbands so far, 297 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,631 but with Mr. Farnsworth there's a question in my mind. 298 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,087 What's that? 299 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,596 Well, whether he'll buy me the wedding ring 300 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,059 at Tiffany's or cartier. 301 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,229 There you go. 302 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,772 Thank you, captain. 303 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,276 Okay, merrill, now tell me about your meeting with Melanie. 304 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,779 If was fine. She's a lovely girl. 305 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,492 Very much like her mother. Quite beautiful. 306 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,283 I'm sorry I didn't go with you. 307 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,946 [ Chuckles ] 308 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,946 Hey, how old is she? 309 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,454 Too young for you. 310 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,080 Melanie. 311 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,466 Melanie, what are you doing here? 312 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,628 I hope you don't mind, captain. 313 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,177 We had so much to talk about and so little time, 314 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,641 I decided to take your ship home to savusavu. 315 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,312 Mind? Of course not. I'm delighted. 316 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,311 It was rather impulsive of me. 317 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,643 [ Clears throat ] 318 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,478 Oh, forgive me -- Melanie kulani, 319 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,323 I'd like you to meet my dear friend Adam bricker, 320 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,518 the ship's doctor. 321 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,648 How do you do? 322 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,654 Pleasure. 323 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,855 You'll join us for dinner tonight, won't you? 324 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,985 I'd love to. Now I think I'll go and get settled in. 325 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,333 Nice meeting you, doctor. 326 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,698 Miss kulani. 327 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,616 It's incredible, Adam. The same look, voice, walk. 328 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,497 Just like her mother. 329 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,134 It's as if time had stood still. 330 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,342 If I didn't know any better, 331 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,842 I'd say that is the woman I was in love with 332 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,506 many, many years ago. 333 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,974 [ Air horn blows ] 334 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,524 Julie: Attention. All visitors ashore. 335 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,772 All visitors ashore, please. 336 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,153 Well, golly! 337 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,368 Let me help you with that. 338 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,294 I thought I was supposed to have a valet! 339 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,923 I'm sorry. The agency promised to send one over. 340 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,801 How many times have I told you you can't live on promises? 341 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:35,089 [ Knock on door ] 342 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,553 [ Knocking ] 343 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,433 Do you want me to answer that? 344 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,180 Oh, no, I'll get it. I'm so sorry. 345 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,310 Surprise, surprise, surprise. 346 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,812 Mr. Farnsworth. 347 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,484 I'm Wayne bowden. I'm your substitute valet. 348 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,024 Oh, well, it's about time. 349 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,607 I'm sorry I'm late, 350 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,242 but I had the darnedest time trying to find this place. 351 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,610 This ship's bigger than the town I grew up in. 352 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,947 'Course the town I grew up in didn't have elevators, you know, 353 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,494 to take you from one part to another. 354 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,447 We did have an anchor, though. 355 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,366 It was right there in the middle of the park. 356 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,035 Fine. 357 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,035 Left over from world war. 358 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,003 Have you ever done this sort of work before? 359 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,463 Now don't you worry your head about that, Mr. Farnsworth. 360 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,005 Even if I say so myself, I'm a very good valet. 361 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,129 Got any references? 362 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,586 No. That's the reason I had to say so myself. 363 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:24,257 [ Laughing ] 364 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,348 You'll fill him in on what he's to do. 365 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,443 I'll be up on the deck -- and stop fidgeting. 366 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,098 Sorry. 367 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,187 Are you Mrs. Farnsworth? 368 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,942 Oh, no. I'm Mr. Farnsworth's secretary. 369 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,566 And his niece. 370 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,783 Well, golly. That's what I call a great idea, 371 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,284 hiring one person for both them jobs. 372 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,231 Hi, gang. 373 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,520 Hi, goph. 374 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,520 Hi, goph. 375 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,693 Tell me something -- who's part of the Farnsworth family here? 376 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,983 Point them out to me. 377 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,856 Well, there's a couple over there. 378 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,743 That's frank and Hazel Farnsworth. 379 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,820 There's one... 380 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,869 And that's marcia Farnsworth. 381 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,700 That was my mother's maiden name -- roz Farnsworth. 382 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,206 Maybe you're related. 383 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,788 Of course I'm related to my mother. 384 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,173 Hey, gopher, do you know who this guy is? 385 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,551 If he gave half his money to the United States, 386 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,838 we could pay off the national debt tomorrow. 387 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,722 Maybe we are related. 388 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,929 He's here to revise his will. 389 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,010 I'm sure we're related. 390 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,272 You could try smiling once in a while. 391 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,231 We're supposed to be happily married. 392 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,652 I don't remember smiling much when we were married. 393 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,282 Look, maybe this'll cheer you up. 394 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,200 Why don't you just try thinking 395 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,359 about all that money we're gonna get 396 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,948 if uncle William never finds out we're divorced 397 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,294 and remembers us kindly in the will? 398 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,539 Now that you mention it, uh, 399 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,421 I believe I feel a smile coming on. 400 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,249 [ Chuckles ] To money. 401 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:19,424 Still toasting each other like newlyweds, huh? 402 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,554 Uncle William. Hi. 403 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,051 Bud. 404 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,051 Sir. 405 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,593 I didn't see you when we boarded. 406 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,886 Glad you could make the cruise. 407 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,139 Our pleasure, uncle William. 408 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,771 Well, now, let's get right down to business, huh? 409 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,929 Whatever happened to that son that you were going to have 410 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,728 and name after me? 411 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,072 Uh, Jenny and I are still working on it. 412 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,778 [ Chuckles] Who knows? Maybe even on this very cruise. 413 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,279 Then what are you standing here talking to me for? 414 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,998 Anyway, that's when I was a sophomore in high school. 415 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,958 Oh, excuse me, Wayne. 416 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,755 Mr. Farnsworth likes his shirts in the top drawer. 417 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,969 Oh, okay. 418 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,260 Anyway, I was a sophomore in high school then. 419 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,135 No -- I think I was a freshman. 420 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,772 No, no, I was a sophomore. 421 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,938 And I had the mumps, the whooping cough, and the measles. 422 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,018 I guess you'd say I was a late bloomer. 423 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,614 Really? 424 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,318 Well, I had the mumps, the measles, 425 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,728 and the whooping cough, too. 426 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,317 Golly, isn't it a small world? 427 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,112 We're as alike as two peas in a pod. 428 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:30,027 I think we're gonna make a great team. 429 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,987 Oh...oh. 430 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,077 Well, I guess even great teams need practice. 431 00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,059 That's his chair, the one with the hat on it. 432 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,017 Now, remember, he loves a challenge. 433 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,937 Treat him rough, and I guarantee he'll come begging for more. 434 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,217 Excuse me, I think you're sitting in my chair. 435 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,800 Oh? 436 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,006 Well, what I mean is... 437 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,266 You're sitting on my hat. 438 00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,531 Now do you mind taking your hat off my chair? 439 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,780 My chair. And, yes, I would mind. 440 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,873 I'm sure the view of the ocean is just as good 441 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,158 from any of the other chairs. 442 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,741 But I was sitting in that chair. 443 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,747 You're being childish. 444 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:02,040 It's a pity you're not a man. 445 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,785 I was just thinking the same about you. 446 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:14,599 Sir... 447 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,809 Your hat. 448 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,570 Ladies and gentlemen, 449 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,614 we're now passing the island of New Caledonia. 450 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,124 Well, thank you for showing me around your ship, captain. 451 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,752 Perhaps you can return the favor when we get to savusavu. 452 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:40,749 I'd be delighted. 453 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,250 Oh, I especially want to show you 454 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,792 the little school where I teach. 455 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,625 My children will be delighted 456 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,590 to meet a real American captain. 457 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,051 It sounds as if you love it. 458 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,130 Have you been teaching there long? 459 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,126 Oh, a few years. 460 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,637 When father died, 461 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,928 mother took a job as a teacher to support us, 462 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,222 and I'm just carrying on. 463 00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,135 Like mother, like daughter. 464 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,515 I hope so. 465 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,356 Well, if you'll excuse me, i'm just gonna rest a while. 466 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,979 I want to look pretty for the captain tonight. 467 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,632 Don't look. Don't look. 468 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:26,999 Why should I look now? 469 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,335 I didn't look when we were married. 470 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,211 Maybe that's why we never had a son 471 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,258 to name after your uncle William. 472 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,181 Bud, have you even spoken to the purser 473 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,220 about changing our cabin? 474 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,013 I'm certainly not sleeping in the same bed with you. 475 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,637 Well, I'll have the maid come in 476 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,894 and make up the floor for you. 477 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,015 [ Telephone rings ] 478 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,353 Hello? 479 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,188 Martin! Oh, darling, what a surprise. 480 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,315 How are you? 481 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,241 Furious with myself. 482 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,489 I never should have let you go on that trip. 483 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,661 Well, now, there's nothing to worry about. 484 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,700 Everything's fine. 485 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,912 Better put your clothes on, dear. Time for tea. 486 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,704 Yes, Jen, put your clothes on. 487 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,707 Put your clothes on?! Jenny! 488 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,879 We'll have to hang up now, Martin. 489 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,878 She'll catch her death of cold walking around like this. 490 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,920 [ Dial tone ] 491 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,213 Hello? 492 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,716 Bud! That was a dirty trick! 493 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:15,879 Thank you. 494 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,047 Uhh! 495 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,379 That dress is so old-fashioned, 496 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,091 I feel like I'm out with my mother. 497 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,761 I know what I'm doing. 498 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,299 Uncle William's wife wore lavender and lace all the time, 499 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,304 and you know how much he loved her. 500 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,596 If this can bring back some fond memories, 501 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,770 we'll be laughing all the way to the bank. 502 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,640 [ Laughter ] 503 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,267 What do you teach at your school, miss kulani? 504 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,734 English. 505 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,274 And what language do the children speak, Melanie? 506 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,398 Fijian. 507 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,398 Really? What does that sound like? 508 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:20,615 [ Speaks Fijian ] 509 00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:22,408 What does that mean? 510 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:26,542 It means "the captain is a very attractive man." 511 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,959 Oh. Why, thank you, Madeline. 512 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,342 Dad, her name is Melanie. 513 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,631 Madeline was my mother's name. 514 00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:41,047 Yes, of course. 515 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,389 Sorry. 516 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,426 What's Fijian for "oops"? 517 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,098 [ Clears throat ] 518 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,857 It's so nice to see all the family together again. 519 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,610 Hello, uncle William. 520 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,782 That dress you're wearing, Hazel, reminds me of my wife. 521 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,782 Lavender was her favorite color. 522 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:03,284 Oh, really? 523 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,706 Well, I guess we can start now. 524 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,009 Marcia... You look the same as ever. 525 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,839 Is that a compliment? 526 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:20,684 Well, I think so. 527 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:21,968 If you're holding your own at your age, 528 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:22,681 that's good enough, isn't it? 529 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,260 [ Laughter ] 530 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,227 Back up. 531 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,019 I don't like people breathing on me while I'm eating. 532 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,523 I'm sorry, Mr. Farnsworth, 533 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,565 but everybody's got to breathe someplace. 534 00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:39,358 Oh? Why? 535 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,404 It's worth a try. 536 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,404 No. It's not worth it. 537 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,068 Oh, come on, gopher. Just think about it. 538 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,026 Listen, it's no big deal. 539 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,026 It is a big deal. 540 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,406 You may be related. 541 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,083 Why don't you just go on over to Farnsworth 542 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,542 and introduce yourself? 543 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,002 I feel foolish. 544 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,541 How would you like to feel rich and foolish? 545 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,420 So I said, "that's okay with me, 546 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,718 but you better have three of them." 547 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,351 Excuse me, Mr. Farnsworth. 548 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,888 How do you do, sir? I am burl Smith. 549 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,602 I'm the assistant purser here on the ship. 550 00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:12,233 My mother is a Farnsworth. 551 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,730 What a coincidence. So was mine. 552 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:15,902 [ Laughter ] 553 00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:23,569 Sir, no, no, sir. Really, she is. 554 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,445 Her maiden name was roz Farnsworth. 555 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,532 And so, naturally, I was wondering -- 556 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,577 yes, of course, you were wondering 557 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,871 if you were related to the wealthy farnsworths. 558 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:34,115 Now I know what they mean by a shakedown cruise. 559 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,537 [ Laughter ] 560 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,299 No, no, no, sir. No, really -- 561 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,387 The nerve of him. 562 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,100 Amazing what some people will do 563 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,470 to try to sneak their way into a will. 564 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,559 What happened? 565 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,265 Your idiotic get-rich-quick schemes. 566 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,476 I made a complete fool out of myself. 567 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,897 You know what they always say. 568 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,315 What? 569 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,153 A fool and his money are soon parted. 570 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,183 See that lady in the white gown over there? 571 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,347 The fat one with the frizzy hair? 572 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:39,396 No, the pretty one sitting alone at the table for two. 573 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,820 Oh, yeah. 574 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:43,318 Golly, you're right. She is pretty, pretty. 575 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,321 Go tell her that Mr. Farnsworth would like her to join him at his table. 576 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,994 Yes, sir. 577 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,782 When the lady comes over, 578 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,826 move down to the end of the table. 579 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:53,369 Certainly. 580 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,458 There's no empty seat. 581 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,670 So, pick out a cousin and sit on his lap. 582 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,502 Probably do you a world of good. 583 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,862 She's even prettier up close. 584 00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:27,113 It's a funny thing. 585 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,775 Some people are prettier up close than they are far away. 586 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:31,494 What did she say? 587 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:34,044 But some people look good far away and sort of ugly up close. 588 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,868 What did she say? 589 00:32:35,953 --> 00:32:37,373 She's not coming. 590 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,495 Why not? 591 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:40,922 She said you was a -- 592 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,210 you remember "snow white and the seven dwarfs"? 593 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,214 What did she say?! 594 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,375 You're grumpy. 595 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,093 She called me grumpy? 596 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,633 At least she didn't call you dopey. 597 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,270 Excuse me. 598 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,059 No, please. 599 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,145 You stay here. Give me the night off. 600 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,721 It's amazing. 601 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:34,598 Your sense of humor... Your smile...Your laughter... 602 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,099 Just like your mother's. 603 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,100 I keep talking about myself, 604 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,102 and I know so little about you. 605 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:43,484 Well, there's not much to tell. 606 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,773 There's just Vicki, the sea, and me. 607 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,938 I presume you're no longer married. 608 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,317 No. I was for a long time. 609 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,775 And for a long time, we were happy. 610 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,117 Then... 611 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,951 It's not easy for a woman to be married to a man 612 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:01,957 who's in love with the sea. 613 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,499 I'm sorry. 614 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,713 I didn't mean to bring back bad memories. 615 00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:07,754 You don't. 616 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,507 You bring back good memories... 617 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:13,630 Of a very happy time in my life. 618 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,968 Well, I don't know how you're feeling at this moment, 619 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:22,266 but this is becoming a very happy time in my life. 620 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:30,529 I'm sure you have work to do. See you later, merrill. 621 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:45,455 Uh, merrill, remember when you said 622 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,841 Melanie was too young for me? 623 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,919 Does that mean she's too young for you, too? 624 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:02,309 Pull! 625 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:03,851 [ Gunshot ] 626 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,515 Pull! 627 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,984 [ Gunshot ] 628 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,954 Good. That's 19 out of 20. 629 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:16,658 What are you talking about? That's the first one I've hit. 630 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,409 That's what I said. You've missed 19 out of 20. 631 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,656 Look at 'em all down there. 632 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,536 Probably hoping I'd blow my head off. 633 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,833 Yeah, boy, I'll bet with a family as big as yours, 634 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,167 you've got relatives you haven't even met yet. 635 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:33,513 You still trying to finagle a way into my will? 636 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,879 Oh, no, no, sir. No, no. I do very well here. 637 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,337 Pull! 638 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,845 [ Gunshot ] 639 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,010 Pull! 640 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:44,178 [ Gunshot ] 641 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,307 Pull! 642 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,307 [ Gunshot ] 643 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,771 Pull! 644 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,028 [ Gunshot ] 645 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,540 All right. 646 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,463 Pull! 647 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,463 [ Gunshot ] 648 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,762 If I were a target, I'd feel pretty safe today. 649 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:18,218 Think you can do any better? 650 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,391 Couldn't do much worse. 651 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:29,563 Pull! 652 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,067 Not bad. Pretty fair shooting. 653 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,655 Thanks. 654 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,620 Come on. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. 655 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,371 Perhaps another time. 656 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,671 Here you go. 657 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:57,174 Two of my south pacific island delights. 658 00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,836 Oh, hey, thanks, Isaac. Start a tab for me, okay? 659 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,836 I'm sorry. I can't do that. 660 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,968 Everything goes on Mr. Farnsworth's bill. 661 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,976 Oh. Well, then, write yourself in a big tip. 662 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,519 Thank you. 663 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:16,194 You know, there's nothing like being on a cruise 664 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:17,685 with the one you love. 665 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,647 You're right. This is nothing like it. 666 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,027 Hmm. 667 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,950 Come here. 668 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:29,655 Hey, why aren't you two lovebirds working on that son 669 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,167 you're going to name after me? 670 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,670 Oh, well, you know, uncle William, 671 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,002 all work and no play. 672 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,297 Ha ha ha. 673 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,340 Where are you two living now? 674 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,843 Los Angeles. 675 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,843 San Francisco. 676 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,216 Two homes, huh? 677 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,222 Well, that's nice. 678 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:48,885 Looks like you won't need any money from me, then. 679 00:37:56,774 --> 00:38:00,034 Your technique is just right. 680 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,201 Didn't I tell you? 681 00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:04,068 The more you reject him, the more he wants to see you. 682 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:05,866 Well, I hope I haven't made him too mad. 683 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,200 Don't worry. 684 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:09,164 There's nothing like a little contempt 685 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,865 to bring out the desire in a man. 686 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,745 Gin. 687 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:16,843 [ Sighs ] 688 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,709 You know something? 689 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,336 With all his grouchiness, 690 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,303 your uncle has a certain charm. 691 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,883 You just keep thinking that. 692 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,008 It's the proper attitude for a blushing bride-to-be. 693 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,386 You gonna see him tonight? 694 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:30,733 No. 695 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:34,688 I think I'll just let him think about me tonight. 696 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,743 Tomorrow when we reach vila, 697 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:53,077 I'll show you places tourists never see. 698 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,374 I'd love it. It's a date. 699 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:02,295 That's the second time tonight. 700 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,591 What's the matter? 701 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,224 Melanie, you're very beautiful. 702 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,722 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to you. 703 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:12,265 The thing is... 704 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:15,019 I feel I'm in a dream, 705 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:17,732 back in the south seas 706 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:20,323 with the woman I loved years ago. 707 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,439 Merrill, I'm not a dream. 708 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,566 I'm not Madeline. 709 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,912 I'm Melanie, and I'm alive and real, 710 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:28,408 and I'm standing here with a man that's real, too. 711 00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:34,656 But I'm starting to feel for you. 712 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,917 That's real, too. 713 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:45,759 I'll see you tomorrow. 714 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,368 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 715 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:18,214 Welcome to Port Vila, the capital of Vanuatu, 716 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,500 until recently known as new hebrides. 717 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,504 Just 6 miles north of vila, on efate's west coast, 718 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:26,507 you can explore the natural forests and jungle scenery 719 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,340 of lama mountain, 720 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:31,135 or you can take a tour of luganville on espiritu santo, 721 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,970 which, during world war ii, served as a key staging area 722 00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:36,016 for U.S. troops advancing on the solomons. 723 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,520 Enjoy your day. 724 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,168 Hi, Melanie. 725 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,168 Hi. 726 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,593 My dad's taking me into vila. 727 00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:07,421 Oh, I was gonna show him around the island, 728 00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:08,376 but we can all go together. 729 00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,045 Great! 730 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,394 Melanie, captain's apologies. He can't join you today. 731 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,061 He's got ship's business. I'm sorry. 732 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,890 Well, it looks like we both got stood up. 733 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:21,936 Well, I can still show you around, if you'd like. 734 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:24,191 I'd love it! Come on, let's go! 735 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,975 What is that, bug killer? 736 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,861 This was her favorite perfume. 737 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:11,741 Oh, frank, they have some interesting things here. 738 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:15,120 What's that perfume you're wearing, Hazel? 739 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,579 Um, blissful night, I think. 740 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,910 I thought so. That was Helen's favorite perfume. 741 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:22,036 Oh, really? 742 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:31,303 I have a suggestion. 743 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,302 Why don't we all go our separate ways, huh? 744 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,144 Do your own shopping, some sightseeing. 745 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:36,679 Be more fun for you that way, huh? 746 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,682 Yeah. All right. 747 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,682 See you later. 748 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:40,984 Go ahead, marcia. 749 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,768 See you back onboard. 750 00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:45,442 May I help you, sir? 751 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,651 I have many nice things, all at bargain prices. 752 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,322 How much for everything... 753 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,361 The whole shooting match... 754 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:55,324 Everything you got here on the table, huh? 755 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,986 Name your price. 756 00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:58,954 15,000 American dollars. 757 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,624 $5,000, cash. 758 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:04,043 And I could still have you arrested for stealing. 759 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,253 Sold. 760 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,061 Well, hello, Mr. Farnsworth. 761 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,680 Oh, miss halverson. 762 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,846 They got some nice little doodads here. 763 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,016 Yes, they do. 764 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,855 This is a steal. At home, it'd be twice as much. 765 00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:36,025 I'll take this. 766 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,033 That's not for sale, lady. 767 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,195 Oh. 768 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:42,196 This. 769 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,536 That's not for sale, either. 770 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,160 You see, nothing's for sale. 771 00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,537 If you want anything, 772 00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:48,753 you'll have to ask that gentleman there. 773 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:52,714 He just bought out the place. 774 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,466 Oh, and remember, sir, no exchanges. 775 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,718 You bought the whole store? 776 00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:00,601 Well, I had to get your attention somehow. 777 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:01,719 My charm wasn't doing the trick. 778 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:04,055 May I? 779 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:10,478 Shall we try the ring, huh? 780 00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:15,571 Fits. 781 00:44:15,652 --> 00:44:17,032 Thank you. 782 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:24,241 Wrap up all the rest. We'll be back. 783 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:27,578 Now, how about a little stroll around the island, huh? 784 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:30,254 Don't tell me you bought that, too. 785 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:05,325 Hello, uncle William. 786 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,751 Hi! 787 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,159 Well, I see he finally got to her. 788 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:11,628 Wouldn't it be funny if he up and married her 789 00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,628 and we all got cut out of the will? 790 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,630 Well, you have a warped sense of humor. 791 00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:16,922 You certainly do. 792 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:18,965 Well, a warped sense of humor 793 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,179 is better than none at all, ladies. 794 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:35,687 Golly, I can't believe I'm here in the south pacific. 795 00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:38,494 It's really beautiful, isn't it? 796 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,199 You know, being in a romantic spot like this 797 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,950 gives me an idea. 798 00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:44,701 It does? 799 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,873 Uh-huh. Stand over there, and I'll take your picture. 800 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,352 Pardon me. 801 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,352 Yes, sir. 802 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,680 I'm looking for my fiancée. 803 00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:10,104 I mean, uh, can you tell me, please, 804 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,694 which cabin Mr. and Mrs. Bud boyer are in? 805 00:46:12,769 --> 00:46:15,359 Boyer? 806 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,819 The boyers are in cabin 17 on veranda deck -- 807 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:19,901 both of them. 808 00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:21,605 Thank you. 809 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,794 [ Knock on door ] 810 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,828 Who is it? 811 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:32,714 Guess who. 812 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:33,999 Martin! 813 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:36,382 Right the first time. Hi! 814 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:40,420 Darling, what in the world are you doing here? 815 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:44,216 After that phone call, I took the first plane to vila. 816 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,141 I couldn't stand it any longer -- 817 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,549 you alone with that man. 818 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:48,718 What man? 819 00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,175 How dare you? 820 00:46:50,265 --> 00:46:53,015 How dare you dress like that in front of my fiancée? 821 00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:54,771 You don't like my shorts? I'll take them off. 822 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,233 No! 823 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:59,153 Look, Jenny, I can't bear it any longer -- 824 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:03,493 you here with this man in this room, in this bed. 825 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:04,530 In this bed?! 826 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,073 There's only one bed. 827 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:08,026 I thought you said there were two. 828 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:10,036 Good grief, we've been robbed! 829 00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:12,908 Martin, honestly, now, you have nothing to worry about. 830 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:15,416 Right. And now that you've had your little visit, 831 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,249 you better start waving bye-bye. 832 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,594 The ship sails soon. 833 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,919 Then I'll be on it. 834 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,513 Darling, now, you can't. 835 00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:23,588 Now, I'm sure there are no cabins available. 836 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,934 There's plenty of room right here. 837 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,468 You'll blow the whole caper and knock us all out of the will. 838 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:28,763 Look, I don't care. 839 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,386 What's more important -- love or money? 840 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:34,523 If you have to ask, you don't know much about either. 841 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:57,462 What happened, merrill? 842 00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:00,041 I thought you had a date with Melanie today. 843 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,627 Well, I couldn't make it. 844 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,422 Ship's business. I had too much work to do. 845 00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:06,466 Adam, I've got a ship to run! 846 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:09,390 Melanie's a terrific lady, merrill. 847 00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:12,099 [ Sighs ] I know, but it's just not right. 848 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,980 She's so much younger than I am. 849 00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:18,518 Oh, you can always find excuses not to fall in love, 850 00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:21,654 but all they can buy you is loneliness. 851 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,322 Adam, you don't understand. 852 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,990 I understand. 853 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,818 I understand that my friend is afraid of his feelings. 854 00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:29,164 Well, I better go. 855 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,659 I know. You got a lot of things to do. 856 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:32,662 Ship's business.